With tuppence for paper and strings

A couple more from Saturday's turkey-in-a-barrel shoot,...

Was going to plunder Joanna Newsom's 'Flying a Kite' lyrics for a title but you can't beat a bit of Sherman & Sherman, at least, not via the laryngeal prisms of Tomlinson and Van Dyke.

PS. Dick Van Dyke, now there's a stage name that wouldn't be coined nowadays.