Drat the file, and drat the bone!

Have spent the day carving a new leg for the captain from the jawbone of a Sperm Whale, very dusty affair, very dusty [sneezes]. Luckily there was no knee-joint to make, might have been tricky, just a mere replacement for a shin bone [sneezes]. Did stop briefly at lunchtime for a vomit, tomato and alfalfa sprout sandwich but then it was straight back into it.

Bumped into the Major on the train again this evening. We don't see eye to eye on a number of things but I don't think he understands. Me and the Major are from different worlds, I think that he's going quite insane, he goes along the pavement and comes back again, like he is on parade. Something like that anyhoo,... or was it just something I read,... or heard.

I'm really having trouble dreaming up new, ever more pointless, shite to put on here,...

Watch out! A picture of a bird...