The government,... talking bollocks about the levels of the UK's greenhouse gases? No! Surely they wouldn't do such a thing,... a British government burying bad news in an obscure press release, they wouldn't,... would they? See here to find out for yourself.
But it's alright dearest reader because every cloud has a silver lining, as can be seen here. Presumably this is a totally different 'Exxon' to that which was recently forced to admit to having spent the last decade funding a climate change denial industry to the tune of tens of millions of dollars. I assume, at some point in the future, Rex Tillerson and the other Exxon high-ups will be dragged (in a Radovan Karadzic stylee) in front of a 'crimes against humanity' tribunal in The Hague. I can't wait, what fun we'll have.
Phew! For a moment there I thought this would be another Eeyore-esque post from deepest Gwent (a gloomy place, rather boggy and sad).
PS. My favourite food is thistles don't you know.