Saw this on the BBC footy gossip page and thought you'd like to know (the BBC hacks obviously saw it elsewhere too),...
"Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand and his fiancee Rebecca Ellison have arranged for a barn owl to swoop down the aisle and deliver their rings in a velvet pouch when they get married in August. (Daily Mirror)"
How classy is that?!
Sorry,... tacky,... I meant 'How stupefyingly, cloyingly tacky is that?!'
Better correct myself, you could get arrested for such blatant misuse of the term 'classy'.