Hampshire, Hampshire, Hampshire

Hampshire, Hampshire, Hampshire,
There's an old saying in Hampshire,
"Hampshire is top banana,... yeeeah."
But why is it so great?
Well I'll tell you why it,
It's because of the birds that live in Hampshire,
And it is these birds that I'll be telling you about in this award breaking blog post.

Went to Hampshire today, saw Spanish Sparrow and Dark-eyed Junco and some other birds and ponies,... but them are not birds. The end.

Unfortunately, the above sign proved too much for the Meehan,... he never returned, as far as I know he fashioned a bed out of Dorset Apple Cake and stayed the night.