An improvisatory, essentially indefensible, randomly configured tragi-comedy
(no great revelations are likely to be accrued from its consumption)
01 October 2012
Just the last in a series of vicious cake-related ambushes. Two innocent people were caught in the crossfire of this senseless escalation and now face a prolonged period of recovery involving 'having a glass of milk' and 'sitting down and trying not to move around too much'. Authorities have asked the local community for help with identifying a woman observed running from the scene and who was heard to shout, "Mary Berry lives!"