Just the last in a series of vicious cake-related ambushes. Two innocent people were caught in the crossfire of this senseless escalation and now face a prolonged period of recovery involving 'having a glass of milk' and 'sitting down and trying not to move around too much'. Authorities have asked the local community for help with identifying a woman observed running from the scene and who was heard to shout, "Mary Berry lives!"
2 comments:
Shit man,is she dangerous?
Now that's what you call a proper tart's tick! Good work Mr S.
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