"... you're gonna die, wearing that stupid hat"

Here's a couple of stories to inspire a Falling Down-esque shooting spree: click here if you need an excuse to don urban fatigues, bandoliers and automatic weaponry and rid the streets of Britain of petty criminals; and click here if you are looking for the impetus to jump behind the steering column of a M1 Abrams tank and go on a balls-out, full-on, rampage against multi-million dollar pig-f**king self-interested cliques in the US.