An improvisatory, essentially indefensible, randomly configured tragi-comedy
(no great revelations are likely to be accrued from its consumption)
25 February 2009
"Ancient fossil penis discovered"
One of the better headlines from the BBC news archive; I missed this story on first circulation and have only skimmed it, but I guess it has something to do with Michael Douglas, Silvio Berlusconi or Peter Stringfellow (see for yourself here).