What have we here?
A young lady!
To what do I owe this pleasant surprise, my pretty one?
How may I be of service this dark and wintry night?
Ah, I see. You wish me to look into the future... your future.
After GCSEs, A-levels, university...
After your first badly paid job in advertising...
Okay, my pretty, just cross my palm with plastic,
And I'll see what I can do..."
As the picture above clearly shows, this year is going to be one of a cat, boat trips, mountains, desert and smelly seas, more boat trips and a disappointing October. You heard it here first.
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