That twitching programme

Finally got to watch the twitching 'documentary' on iPlayer. I'm not going to offer a critique beyond - did anyone learn anything they didn't already know? However, despite the disappointment it has inspired me to design next year's must have birding/twitching attire. So, if you're stuck for a Xmas present for the ornithologist with everything, your search is over,... as I give you,... the all new winter 2010/spring 2011 range from "13% Apparel".

Composition: 100% fair trade organic cotton
Sizes: small, medium & large
Colour: 'birding green'
Price: tba