01 October 2012

Drive-by bake-off

Just the last in a series of vicious cake-related ambushes. Two innocent people were caught in the crossfire of this senseless escalation and now face a prolonged period of recovery involving 'having a glass of milk' and 'sitting down and trying not to move around too much'. Authorities have asked the local community for help with identifying a woman observed running from the scene and who was heard to shout, "Mary Berry lives!"


Clive Ellis said...

Shit man,is she dangerous?

Chris Townend (Jaffa) said...

Now that's what you call a proper tart's tick! Good work Mr S.